Middle School Survivor

"I did some math over Fall Break... I calculated how many ladies I got."

"I was in a band in 4th grade. We had to break up when the lead singer got braces."

"Bagels are just naked doughnuts."

Unfortunately, my time as a 6th grade math teacher is over. I am moving to another state to go to grad school, and I am leaving my hilariou...

Mrs. R (coworker): Hey, Tasha, watch out! You're about to sit on my lunch! I don't want my lunch to taste like you! Kenisha: Ooo...

Cindy: Ms. B, do you know Sue Ann? Ms. B: Yes, she's one of my students. Cindy: I just love her. Ms. B: Yeah, she's really fun. Cind...

Regan: My boyfriend got me chocolates. It was so sweet of him. I mean, what girl doesn't LOOOOOOOOOVE chocolates?!?!?