Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Bacon

Kevin: How do you feel about bacon?
All: BACON?
Ms. B: Well, how do YOU feel about it, Kevin?
Kevin: It's really crunchy. But it's oily. But I like it.
Sonia: Yeah, when you're cookin' it in the pan, it's like, "Oh gross." But then when it's on your plate, you're like, "Oh, yum."

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

"THIS IS FOR RICK!"

When I teach the distributive property, I explain that it's kinda like a mailman visiting houses on a street.
For example, 3 ( 4 + 5) is the same as 3 (4) + 3 ( 5). The mailman is the number 3, and he has to go to both of the other numbers in order to get the problem right.

Ms. B: So let's look at this problem. Remember our mailman! (hand in air) Yes, Victor?
Victor: Ms. B, can we call him Rick?
Ms. B: Who?
Victor: THE MAILMAN!

[Two weeks later.]
Ms. B: (to the class) Guys, I need some help. Can someone come up here and explain this problem? I don't know how else I can explain it, but I need some help.
Victor: I'll do it.
(walks up to the front of the room)
Well, guys... I'm sorry to tell you... but Rick died. But you know who's still here?! HIS COUSIN PAT!