A Joke

Kristen: Ms. B, you know how everything says "Made in China?"
Ms. B: Yeah?
Kristen: Well, God makes everything, right?
Ms. B: Yeah?
Kristen: So God must be Chinese!

Time

Sadie: Gosh, how much longer do we have in here? [Looks at left wrist where she has drawn an analog watch in blue pen.] Oh, good, it's almost time to go.

Love Triangle

Two students (male and female) begin to walk out of class together.

Another Student: Oooh, are you two dating?
Both Students: NO! YUCK.
[a pause]
Female Student: Plus, I've got somebody else.